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Eren Derdiyok is a Swiss former professional footballer who played as a striker. He is a former Swiss international. A journeyman, Derdiyok has played for ten different clubs in Europe, as well as a one year stint in Uzbekistan's capital with Pakhtakor Tashkent.
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